The Lo Fi Show

Nhat starts off hearing a weird noise on their new mixer. Tony had to spend a lot of money on a new garage door because of gale force winds. We review the new Road House movie and Wonka. Tony goes to the Flotsam And Jetsam show. We have news articles like chickens watching the eclipse, cicadas with STDs and trees that smell of semen. Tony has a severe dysfunction about trying to pronounce the word “cicada.”

WTF News: Chicken Dons Tiny Glasses To Watch Solar eclipse, Lays An Egg

Science News: Cicadas Are Nature’s Weirdos

We start off with our new mixer, which actually will be the last time we use it because we didn’t like some of the quirks it had. Tony gets into the music business of Lizzo and Jason Newsted. Nhat has a confrontation with his downstairs neighbor, whose dogs were torturing him for a month and a half. We read an article where sperm whales shoot diarrhea at attacking killer whales.

Diarrhea News: Sperm whales under attack by orcas defend themselves with a ‘poo-nami’

Disclaimer: This episode is garbage.. no, not because of the content.. that’s normal… because of the quality. This episode signaled the death of our beloved mixer. It lasted us nearly 10 years, so probably a bit longer than anyone expected. Because of this, the quality was quite bad for a number of reasons. One, it was recorded very low – Tony’s voice comes through ok, but mine is hard to hear at times. Also, there’s an annoying click that sounds like a mouse click throughout the first half. I think it gets better later and tried to clean it up as best I could. There was a point where I thought I’d just dump it, but this entire show has been documenting our journey and all of the odd things we’ve gone through, whether they be boring, crazy or weird, so I figured I’d just keep it as it is “sort of” listenable. My apologies as I don’t normally want to publish anything of this quality, but it IS the Lo Fi Show, after all. Enjoy.. or, if not, hate it and sorry in advance. -Nhat \m/

We start off talking about Tool, as they just recently played in Denver and Nhat gets confused as to how many Lollapaloozas he’s been to. Tony is fixated on Maynard James Keenan’s pubic hair for some odd reason. Tony has an awkward exchange with a co-worker, where both parties are competing with each other to be weirder than the other. We play Pokemon or Urban Dictionary and Movies and Music.

We start off talking about either trying to follow your dream or just falling in line with the rest of the workforce. Tony talks to a customer with a voice box. Nhat thinks they should be able to improve voice box technology by now. We then discuss whether we could pull off one big scam if it could sustain us the rest of our lives. We realize that Hawk from the Buck Rogers TV series is also Bird Person from Rick And Morty.

We discuss whether or not we would live in arctic temperatures for the right amount of money. Tony compares himself to Bojack Horseman. We have a Music and Movies game where the theme is cringiest lines in movies. We report on WTF News with the following article:

We review Shin Ultraman.

We start off talking about getting shitfaced on New Year’s and how some people just don’t have the ability to pull back. We then discuss Marvel and DC movies and what we’d like to see as far as new content goes. Nhat wants Kraven The Hunter to look less douchy. We play “Guess That Riff.” We find an artist on “Who’s Shittier?” that we are slightly intrigued to know better, but also wouldn’t like to hang out with for too, too long because they just seem a little too off, hence the title of the episode.